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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
nfl taste sides
In the NFL a lot of times everyone gets caught up in the business side of things. For them it's all about money and it really leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Brett Favre
nfl long late
I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. Brandon Jacobs
nfl going-away ignoring-facts
Ignoring facts does not make them go away. Fran Tarkenton
nfl privilege wanted
It is a privilege for me to serve the NFL. It is the only place I have ever wanted to work. Roger Goodell
nfl want winner
If you ask me how I want to be remembered, it is as a winner. Walter Payton
nfl buffets dangerous
Nothing's dangerous if you know what you're doing. Johnny Unitas
nfl steps step-up
It's time for me to step up and take control. That's what I've always been used to. Philip Rivers
nfl games grew
I grew up on the game. Philip Rivers
nfl play calling
I've been calling plays in the huddle since I was seven. Philip Rivers
scores stuck
As a team, I thought we really did well. We stuck our landings in the vault, and had two 9-point scores on the floor. Tracy Konopacky
score winning
The way it looks, a winning score of two or three-under is not out of the question. Fred Couples
score stay
To stay with Harlan you have to score points. Dale Scott
score stop
To me it doesn't really matter, I don't have a favorite. I like to score touchdowns. I like to stop the offense. Will Blackmon
score bother
It bothers me when I don't score. Michael Owen
score win
If it was a win and I didn't score any goals, I would be happy. Olli Jokinen
score screening
If they score more than a 6 on this screening form, then they are not going out, Tim Pearce
score
'Sinister' is the first score I've done in which there's no orchestra in it whatsoever. There are traditional instruments I sampled, then manipulated, so you don't even recognize the source anymore. Christopher Young
score
Some's bastards, some's ain't. That's the score. Jack Kerouac