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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
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People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
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People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
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People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
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People should come out just to realize what's going on around them. It's about the big picture.
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People should be vigilant about such extraneous charges. But this will probably be only a one-time shocker for most people. It won't be repeated because you'll be watching for it. Robert Rosenberg
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People should be preparing for this, ... I'm sure they're not taking it nonchalantly. Jeb Bush
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People should be able to say what they want, as long as it's on their property and they own the property, it should be able to be put up.
people shot
People shot anything. It was like going on a safari.
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A TV touchstone for me is 'The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.' That series was whimsical and smart and had the mix of comedy and drama that I now trade in - but with a dash of magical realism. I wanted to be Molly Dodd, but more than that, I wanted to be Jay Tarses, who created the show. Jenji Kohan
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At some point in the past, it was decided that women in comedy are never supposed to be shown in an unflattering light. But in comedy, you need all of your tools to be funny. Melissa McCarthy
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Drama is played at the pace of chess... or billiards... or poker. Engrossing? Sure. But comedy is played at the jubilant, high-octane speed of sports like basketball or hockey. Mark Waters
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Sometimes, comedy and entertainment is not all about telling jokes; sometimes you just have to be you for a few moments. Ray William Johnson
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Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.' Mitch Hedberg
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Romantic comedy has really evolved since that time when there used to be a lot of social conventions and all sorts of reasons why people couldn't be together, Reese Witherspoon
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It would be a half-hour comedy that would really showcase my personality so my fans could get to know me. And I'd love to keep working with ABC. Christy Romano
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The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them. Will Rogers
comedy lovers
I'm a laugher and a lover of comedy. Brett Ratner