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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
happiness happy love
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer. Woody Allen
happiness hurt positive-thinking
Happiness comes from within. It is not dependent on external things or on other people. You become vulnerable and can be easily hurt when your feelings of security and happiness depend on the behavior and actions of other people. Never give your power to anyone else. Brian Weiss
happiness pain littles
We don’t even ask happiness, just a little less pain. Charles Bukowski
happiness home house
A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience. Sydney Smith
happiness today tomorrow
we know nothing of tomorrow, our business is to be good and happy today
happiness happy position
We've still got a long way to go ... but I'm happy with my position at this point. David McKenzie
happiness life
The real happiness of life is in doing 'karma'.
happiness blessing justice
No one praises happiness as one praises justice, but we call it a 'blessing,' deeming it something higher and more divine than things we praise. Aristotle
happiness security
with happiness and determination, but without confrontation with the security forces.