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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
happiness happy love
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer. Woody Allen
happiness hurt positive-thinking
Happiness comes from within. It is not dependent on external things or on other people. You become vulnerable and can be easily hurt when your feelings of security and happiness depend on the behavior and actions of other people. Never give your power to anyone else. Brian Weiss
happiness pain littles
We don’t even ask happiness, just a little less pain. Charles Bukowski
happiness home house
A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience. Sydney Smith
happiness today tomorrow
we know nothing of tomorrow, our business is to be good and happy today
happiness happy position
We've still got a long way to go ... but I'm happy with my position at this point. David McKenzie
happiness life
The real happiness of life is in doing 'karma'.
happiness blessing justice
No one praises happiness as one praises justice, but we call it a 'blessing,' deeming it something higher and more divine than things we praise. Aristotle
happiness happy
You may be more happy than Princes, if you will be more virtuous. Benjamin Franklin