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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
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When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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I'm carrying my guitar, I'll will be playing at a concert in Australia before the Australian Open. Pat Cash
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Japan and Australia share the universal values of freedom, democracy, the rule of law, and fundamental human rights. Shinzo Abe
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Growing up and going out to bars in Australia - people do random things; cheesy pick-up lines... you got to laugh. It's sweet. Some people come up with cracker lines, and you really can't be mean to them. Nicky Whelan
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They knew who I was in Australia in 2006, but not to a great extent. Now, with the momentum of a second World Cup, it has gone crazy. Timothy F. Cahill
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Honestly, Americans are more open-minded and have the patience and the time for new types of music. In Australia and New Zealand, you must earn your place. Gin Wigmore
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There is a reason why the cultures of Indigenous Australia inspire such fascination. And that is that they represent a unique way of thinking about the world. A vision that over tens of thousands of years has risen out of the land, the power, the very being of our continent, Australia. Kevin Rudd
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We can't lock everybody up forever or we will just turn back to the sort of society that founded Australia in the first place, with transportation and ridiculous sentences for minor crimes.
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We had one who wanted us to fly them from Australia and another who wanted a Met Opera tenor to sing during dinner. I said that would cost them $200,000!
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One day we were sitting in our little classroom in the middle of Australia Zoo, and Dad bursts in and says, 'OK, today we're going to go climb a mountain,' - the Glass House Mountains are about 20 minutes away - so we packed up all our math work and ran out the door and climbed Mount Tibrogargan. Bindi Irwin
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I think I made more putts today than I've made all year,