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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
government
If you want the government off your back, get your hands out of its pockets. Gary Hart
government wanna
I don't want to overthrow the government. I wanna fire 'em. Gallagher
government placed united
The United States Government has placed me on no-fly lists. Edward Snowden
government tells understand
What I want to understand is what I am talking about on the stage. What I don't want to understand is what the government is talking about when the government tells me about taxes. Elaine Stritch
government issue pension priority
The pension issue is a priority for my government and also a priority for our economy, Vicente Fox
government means pictures vietnam war
Vietnam is often called our only uncensored war, but that only means that the government wasn't vetting the pictures and words. Bruce Jackson
government
Whatever government is not a government of laws, is a despotism, let it be called what it may. Daniel Webster
government opposition supported
We supported the contras. We're not against all opposition to government, or all paramilitary operations. Chris Matthews
government interests latter local peculiar represents system
The danger in our system is that the general government, which represents the interests of the whole, may encroach on the states, which represent the peculiar and local interests, or that the latter may encroach on the former. John C. Calhoun
juniors last maybe year
I think maybe there were two walk-ons last year who were juniors or above. Eric Combs
juniors last saw start time year
We really have a lot of experience. Our juniors saw considerable time last year and look to start as seniors. Chad Logan
juniors played team
Tim's team played with a lot of intensity. We should have had that kind of intensity. I have 13 juniors who don't know how to see forward, yet. Alan Johnston
juniors matter messages
The unsaid message of that endless rack of juniors' pushup bras? No matter what size you are, it still isn't good enough. Adora Svitak
juniors reduced seniors uncommon
It is not uncommon for juniors and seniors to take a reduced load. Carl Wong
juniors knows
I've always been a good returner since my junior days - I don't know why that was. Andy Murray
juniors rest senior
We're young. We only had one senior who made it to state. The rest are juniors and sophomores. We'll be back. Larry Swim
juniors pressure
We put pressure on the ball. They have a lot of sophomores and juniors and so do I so I know how they'll react. They make mistakes. Larry McKissack
juniors
That's it for me, no more from now on. I'll still be a supporter, always have been, but it's back to the Juniors for me now. Henry Morris