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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
softball sports jobs
Success isn't winning every time. A lot of different factors go into every race, and you can't control all of them. Success means doing as excellent a job as you can on that particular day. The people I admire most aren't necessarily the most wonderful athletes. I admire the ones who keep coming back and doing it, time after time. Aimee Mullins
softball sports motivation
You're going to make mistakes in life. It's what you do after the mistakes that counts. Brandi Chastain
softball sports motivation
I have nothing to prove to anyone. I only play for myself. Mark Philippoussis
softball sports motivation
I get over bad games right away. Sometimes I've let it go even before I've left the mound. That quick. Why? Because it's over. What can you do about it? Nothing. The only thing you can do is fight if you're still in the game. After that you can do nothing. Mariano Rivera
softball sports motivation
A successful pitcher keeps the leadoff hitter from reaching first base and puts the first pitch over for a strike - the two most important rules of pitching. Nolan Ryan
softball sports motivation
Every single day I wake up and commit myself to becoming a better player. Some days it happens, and some days it doesn't. Sure, there are games I'm going to dominate and there are going to be games when I struggle. But it doesn't mean I give up. Mia Hamm
softball perseverance goal
You may get skinned knees and elbows, but it's worth it if you score a spectacular goal. Mia Hamm
softball sports talking
The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost. George P. Shultz
softball years littles
If the Iraqi regime is able to produce, buy or steal an amount of highly enriched uranium a little larger than a single softball, [it] could have a nuclear weapon in less than a year. George W. Bush
hawaii bob radio
In Hawaii, some of the biggest radio stations are reggae. The local bands are heavily influenced by Bob Marley. Bruno Mars
hawaii care limos
I don't care about the money. I'm just interested in the perks. I'll do a series if I am picked up by a limo, work only until 4, and the show is shot in Hawaii. Harry Morgan
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Hawaii is one of the very worst states in the treatment of working poor. Jason Levitis
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I don't like to spend money when I'm traveling. I like to go places like Hawaii and not spend money. I splurge on time. Jonny Weston
hawaii guam states
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. Bobby Heenan
hawaii official point season start
We think we'll still start the official money--- official point season here in Hawaii . There'll probably be a restructuring of its conclusion. Ric Clarson