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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
food character order
America is a land of healthy appetites. It is not in the American character to live in order to eat. Rather, the reverse is true. Many try, but just as Americans don't make good gigolos, nether do they make good gourmets. Ludwig Bemelmans
food good
They have a good sense of smell, so they can find their food pretty readily. Jessica Antalek
food
They had so much food Sunday, I didn't have to cook.
food labeling require safety
They do not require labeling and they do not require food safety testing.
food habitat ideal natural shelter sustain water
This habitat is ideal for them. There's enough food, shelter and water to sustain a natural population. Tim Conway
food sector
They're still outperforming everyone in the food sector and most in the non- food as well.
food low risk
They've done a lot to make that establishment low risk for food-borne illness.
food given good guest kept treated
They treated me very well, like a guest given good food, kept safe, treated very, very well.
food knight merit
For its merit I will knight it, and then it will be Sir-Loin.