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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. Clarence Darrow
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
life recreate saved
We didn't want them to have to recreate the wheel, ... In our eyes, Garrett saved Brennan's life because of the things that we've learned. Kevin Bardsley
life art cells
The mind is the seat of perception of the things we see, hear, and feel. It is through the mind that we see the beauties of the earth and sky, or music, of art, in fact, of everything. That silent shuttle of thought working in and out through cell and nerve weaves into one harmonious whole the myriad moods of mind, and we call it life. Charles Fillmore
life-changing night ill-will
Here is a mental treatment guaranteed to cure every ill that flesh is heir to: sit for half an hour every night and mentally forgive everyone against whom you have any ill will or antipathy. Charles Fillmore
life art thought-provoking
To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art. Charles Bukowski
life hipster people
Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them. Charles Bukowski
life sunset thought-provoking
If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose. Charles Bukowski
life truth kind
Life's as kind as you let it be. Charles Bukowski
life odds laughing
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. Charles Bukowski
life crazy people
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. Charles Bukowski
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry