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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. Adam Carolla
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. Adam Carolla
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Adam Carolla
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. Adam Carolla
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. Adam Carolla
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. Adam Carolla
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Adam Carolla
mom love-is hair
I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde. Rita Ora
mom strong thinking
Everyone thinks their mom is a superhero, and l feel like I want to be just like my mom. A superhero. She’s a very strong lady. Rita Ora
mom long taught
One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!" Rita Mae Brown
mom jobs independent
I moved with my mom to Los Angeles for her to pursue her acting career, and she got a job casting atmosphere in some independent films. Thomas Ian Nicholas
mom mother sacrifice
May each of us remember this truth; 'one cannot forget mother and remember God. One cannot remember mother and forget God.' Why? Because these two sacred persons, God and mother, partners in creation, in love, in sacrifice, in service, are as one. Thomas S. Monson
mom dad years
My dad served 21 years and my mom did 13, so through that process, they taught me that I always have to give back. Robert Griffin III
mom dad war
I'm a military kid, both parents in the military - Mom did 12 years, Dad did 21, served in two wars. So discipline is something that was huge. Robert Griffin III
mom sexy home
Being the free woman who is sexy and out there is a performance in a way, and being the stay-at-home mom and wife is a performance in itself. All of those performances are living and force you to make decisions about who you really are. Women have to put those performances ahead of things sometimes. Men aren't perceived in the same way. Robert Greene
mom morning fun
The big difference is, as a man, I can go to a bar at two in the morning and people will be like "He's just a fun guy! That's cool that he can balance all these things." But if you see a person that you know who has two young kids and is a mom, there's no way those perceptions are the same. It's like "Oh, there must be a problem." That's usually what women face. Robert Greene