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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
kids play oil
As a kid I'd play with homemade recipes, like putting pineapple on my face to exfoliate my skin and doing facial steams with lavender or peppermint oils. I just loved doing stuff like that. It's what motivated me to launch my skin care line. Demi Lovato
kids stories fairy-tale
I loved fairy tales when I was a kid. Grimm. The grimmer the better. I loved gruesome gothic tales and, in that respect, I liked Bible stories, because to me they were very gothic. Amy Tan
kids men years
You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five year old. Ally Walker
kids interesting trying
Never try to get your kid to eat anything she doesn't already want to eat. Just eat interesting stuff in front of her while completely ignoring her. Never, ever suggest "try it." Never say those dreaded words "try it, it's good." Or worse, "It's good for you." That'll poison the well. Anthony Bourdain
kids ipads people
People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!" Andy Samberg
kids space stories
More and more good actors are now transmigrating into the videogame space and playing roles there because it's where my generation of kids get stories from. Andy Serkis
kids use computer
Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer. Andy Rooney
kids games lame
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
kids church preacher
If you're a preacher's kid, you see the church differently. Andy Stanley