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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
fall self fall-into-place
When you become confident with your inner-self, the outside's just going to fall into place. Billy Blanks
fall shoes half
I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over. Bobby Darin
fall thinking way
If your ceiling should fall down, then you have lost a room, but gained a courtyard. Think of it that way. Alexander McCall Smith
fall persons syllables
A person rises on a word and falls on a syllable. Don DeLillo
fall wish earth
I wish the word supermodel would just fall off the face of the earth. Anyone can be a supermodel now. Amber Valletta
fall reality literature
The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. Chuck Palahniuk
fall hey destruction
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
fall ocean soul
O soul, be changed into little waterdrops, / And fall into the ocean, ne'er be found! Christopher Marlowe
fall might roof
The roof might fall in; anything could happen. Dashiell Hammett