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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
mind today tomorrow
Where I am today, is where my mind and will put me, where I am tomorrow is where my mind will put me. Billy Blanks
mind limits
In the network's mind there are no limits. Dr. John
mind suffering circumstances
External circumstances can contribute to one's happiness and well-being, but ultimately happiness and suffering depend on the mind. Dalai Lama
mind unrest calm
A mind that is characterized by unrest will not be tranquil even in the presence of great calm. Dalai Lama
mind ifs powerless
If your mind is scattered, it is quite powerless. Dalai Lama
mind emotion buddha-nature
As human beings we have the same experience of destructive and constructive emotions. We also have a human mind capable of developing wisdom. We all have the same Buddha nature. Dalai Lama
mind medical modern
Even modern medical researchers have come to the conclusion that peace of mind is vital for good health. Dalai Lama
mind taming way
Happiness comes through taming the mind; without taming the mind there is no way to be happy Dalai Lama
mind quality progress
Unlike physical progress, which is subject to natural restrictions, the qualities of the mind can be developed limitlessly. Dalai Lama
world
For Beatrice, I cherished, you perished, The world's been nightmarished. Daniel Handler
world results activity
If there is anything in the world that can really be called a mans property, it is surely that which is the result of his mental activity. Arthur Schopenhauer
world birth changed
The world will be changed by western women. Dalai Lama
world changing-the-world chance
Every minute a chance to change the world… Dolores Huerta
world earth use
We must use our lives to make the world a better place to live, not just to acquire things. That is what we are put on the earth for. Dolores Huerta
world bigs knows
You never know what's going to happen to you when you head out into the big world. And when you get older, you don't know how you're going to be thought of or seen. Dolly Parton
world
The world is my stage. Dolly Parton
world towns evening
If you lived in a provincial town like Torre Annunziata, where there was nothing to do in the evening but go to the movies with your friends, the cinema was a world of fantasy. I had always been in love with it. Dino De Laurentiis
world should dies
We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone? Diogenes