Famous Quotes & Sayings

Stephen Colbert

I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.

Stephen Hess

Had this been handled expeditiously, quickly, it might have been a story on the style page, or limited to the late night comedians and the cartoonists. There's simply no question they fumbled this one.

Rob Brydon

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

Will Ferrell

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.

Miranda Hart

I am pleased to say that I am not a tortured comedian - I laugh a lot. My twenties weren't particularly happy, but it's the same for a lot of people. In your thirties, you realise that your life and your worries are really insignificant, and you have to force yourself to be more positive and take each day as a gift.

Kevin Dillon

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

Paul Provenza

Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that - and then some.

Paul Rudd

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Paul Rudd

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

Barry Bonds

Just seeing everybody, all the fans out there was just incredible,

Craig Wilson

I think it's a great step, not only for the club, but for Jason. He's proven over the last two years what he can do. It lets the fans know that Jason will be here for a while. It's outstanding for him and for us.

Adam Dunn

I think it's a great idea. It gets the fans into (the game) and gives us something to look at.

Nikki Burish

I think it just shows how much women's hockey is growing and how good it is to all the fans out here.

Stacey Koerner

Her fans are her fans. Even if they do want to see any of these new shows, they're not going to leave her show.

David McGreal

Here's the thing about dunking, especially at the high school level. One, you don't see it that often. It gets the kid excited, the team excited, the fans excited. Then there is the intimidation factor.

Mike Peterson

There is no better feeling than silencing the crowd, ... When we were walking off the field, fans were looking at us like, 'We know it's not over. It can't be over.'

Dave Williams

I think it was more joking than anything else. The fans know the game and what went on. To me, you get traded for a guy like that, it's a compliment, and it gives me an incentive to keep working hard.

Matt Hasselbeck

It had to be 90 percent Steelers fans out there.

Jude Law

You cant spend your life apologizing.

James P. Hoffa

I will never apologize for standing up for my fellow Teamsters and all American workers.

John Barrowman

Never apologize for being nerdy.

Alan Moore

Is it meaningless to apologize? Never.

Billy Carter

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Brene Brown

Talk about your failures without apologizing.

Dennis Green

Everybody knows I'm impatient. I don't have to apologize for it. I'm too old for that.

Artie Lange

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

Edward Abbey

If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.