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marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
marriage race half
Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
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Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
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I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and pothooks, and who, because she understood a few scraps of Latin, valued that more than minding her needle or providing her husband's dinner. Sarah Fielding
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It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson
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I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.
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The triumph of hope over experience.
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere
funny-love men space
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. Jimmy Cannon
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
funny-love love-you rap
I love you like a fat kid love cake. Curtis Jackson
funny-love jobs support
I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support. Anna Nicole Smith
funny-love kissing men
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. Remy de Gourmont
funny-love wife enough
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. Tony Curtis
funny-love airports wife
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. Tom Arnold
funny-relationship thinking men
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. Mark Twain
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? Ashleigh Brilliant
funny-relationship echoes empty
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox. Charles M. Schulz
funny-relationship men wife
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.
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I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage. Laura Kightlinger
funny-relationship men domestic-life
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. Oscar Wilde
funny-relationship heart cuz
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. Carrie Fisher
funny-relationship parenting romance
Presence is more than just being there. Malcolm Forbes