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funny beautiful baby
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. Doug Stanhope
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny family food
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. Douglas Adams
funny sports football
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport Duffy Daugherty
funny humor minutes
Yes, about ten minutes. Duke of Wellington
funny mothers-day mom
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Dorothy Canfield Fisher
funny errors precision
Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small. Donald Rumsfeld
dog cat animal
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
dog years doubt
In a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for 12 months. Aldous Huxley
dog atheist fear
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
dog lions silliness
Dogs are in on our human silliness; lions are not. Alexander McCall Smith
dog angel thinking
To be, contents his natural desire, He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire; But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company. Go wiser thou! and in thy scale of sense Weigh thy opinion against Providence. Alexander Pope
dog time calendars
Dogs, ye have had your day!
dog curiosity littles
How do we know that we have a right to kill creatures that we are so little above, as dogs, for our curiosity or even for some use to us?
dog thinking sky
But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company.
dog husband loss
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
attitude victim masters
Resolve to be a master of change rather than a victim of change. Brian Tracy
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Everything can be taken from a man or a woman but one thing: the last of human freedoms to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way. Viktor E. Frankl
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Everything can be taken away from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedom -- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.
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Our attitude determines our approach to life. John C. Maxwell
attitude dealing everyday matter
You've got to keep an everyday player's attitude to play this game. It's just going to be a matter of dealing with the disappointment of not being able to play every day. Bernie Williams
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You've got to have the attitude of whosever in there has to do the job. It obviously helps getting Landon back and getting some consistency in our lineup and not having so many guys shuffling in and out. Everyone has to contribute for this team to win a championship. Todd Dunivant
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You've got to block out to win games. Size on the inside is nice to have, but at the same time it can be overrated. It's all about attitude and being willing to get in there and mix it up. We just haven't been willing to put a body on anybody, and when you're short and you won't put a body on anybody, it's really not a good combination. Tracey Stellato
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Androgynous today means that men and women have the same attitude towards what they want to wear, ... It's not unisex dressing, but more the idea that you can see a jacket on a woman in this show, which you can just as easily see on a man. Giorgio Armani
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The girls have been working really, really hard. It's an incredible group of girls with a lot of determination. We've been looking forward to this and we're just going into it with the attitude that we're going to have a lot of fun with this.