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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. Clarence Darrow
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
funny witty powerful
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
baby art jobs
After dinner or lunch or whatever it was -- with my crazy 12-hour night I was no longer sure what was what -- I said, "Look, baby, I'm sorry, but don't you realize that this job is driving me crazy? Look, let's give it up. Let's just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little. Let's go to the zoo. Let's look at animals. Let's drive down and look at the ocean. It's only 45 minutes. Let's play games in the arcades. Let's go to the races, the Art Museum, the boxing matches. Let's have friends. Let's laugh. This kind of life like everybody else's kind of life: it's killing us. Charles Bukowski
baby nice thinking
I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life. Melanie Brown
baby thinking focus
Well, I think anybody who's had a baby can tell you that once you have a baby, they kind of become the main focus. I don't think there's gonna be a lot of room for anything else. Michael Shannon
baby dog hair
You really are here. (Thanatos) Hair of the dog, baby. Sooner or later, we all dance with the devil. Tonight, it’s your turn. (Zarek) Sherrilyn Kenyon
baby rain thinking
You know, bud, I don’t know you from Adam, but that’s my baby sister you’re hanging on to. So I’m thinking the wisest course of action for you is to let her go and introduce yourself. Pronto. (Rain) Sherrilyn Kenyon
baby pain sunshine
Baby, I don’t feel pain. Ever. (Talon) Really? Not even a little? (Sunshine) It’s a waste of time and energy. It also drains the mind and makes it weary. (Talon) But without pain, you can’t have joy. It’s the balance that makes us appreciate the extreme. (Sunshine) Sherrilyn Kenyon
baby dad wheels
I’m Adron’s baby sister. Dad just told me about the marriage, and I had to come meet you and make sure Dad hadn’t snapped a wheel and started hallucinating or something. (Zarina) Sherrilyn Kenyon
baby love-you believe
I love you, baby. And I want you to stay with me. Always. (Devyn) Believe me, there’s no place else I’d rather be. (Alix) Me, either, but I would rather we be naked. (Devyn) Sherrilyn Kenyon
baby average doubt
Are you suggesting I’m not normal? (Nykyrian) Oh yeah, baby, you ooze normality. From the top of that assassin’s braid to the tip of those boots that I’m pretty sure conceal retractable blades. You’re just an average joe. No doubt about it. Cause, you know, everyone sits for hours doing nothing but typing. (Kiara) Sherrilyn Kenyon
gun fake second-amendment
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. George Washington
gun people second-amendment
A free people ought...to be armed George Washington
gun wire machines
Yes, I remember the barbed wire and the guard towers and the machine guns, but they became part of my normal landscape. What would be abnormal in normal times became my normality in camp. George Takei
gun mouths faces
When it comes to the pinch, human beings are heroic. Women face childbed and the scrubbing brush, revolutionaries keep their mouths shut in the torture chamber, battleships go down with their guns still firing when their decks are awash. George Orwell
gun citizens civilized-society
Every civilized society must disarm its citizens against each other. Garry Wills
gun jail house
I love everybody that's with me. All these dudes from Paterson - nothing happen to none of us. We won't go to jail. I make sure we don't. We don't stand on no corners. Ain't nobody carrying when they ain't supposed to be carrying. We don't pose with guns in the videos; we don't leave guns in the house. You'll never see Fetty Wap posting no videos with no guns. Fetty Wap
gun people shooting
A lot of people refer to power as shooting a loaded gun. When you have to shoot the gun, you've lost the power. Other people's knowledge of your gun should be enough. Irving Azoff
gun
Freedom requires guns. Franz Grillparzer
gun feet arms
To declaim freedom verses seems like a poem within a poem; freedom requires guns, it requires arms, but no feet. Franz Grillparzer