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witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence. Virginia Woolf
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous thinking
What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty self-esteem humorous
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
witty stories love-story
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Robyn Carr
witty humorous hell
Hell is paved with good samaritans. William Holden
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break. Greg Evans
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
humorous russia female
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
food knowledge practice
Knowledge that is not put into practice is like food that is not digested. Sathya Baba
food innovation lack news
There is a lack of innovation, lack of reinvestment, and lack of news in the category. We're not recommending any large-cap food names.
foods growing large market markets organic played produced role
There is a growing market today for local, organic foods produced by small farmers. And farmers' markets have played a large role in making that happen. Eric Schlosser
food local water
We've been told they have to be 'completely self-sufficient,' ... so they have to take their own food, water and clothing. There is no local support. Allen Johnson
food help lost people realize trying water
We've got to realize that these people lost everything they had. For some people they didn't have food or water for days. I'm just trying to do my part and help out as much as I can. Gilbert Arenas
food group movement people preserve protect rise slow
I think that the rise of a group of people called the slow food movement is doing a lot to try to protect and preserve traditions. Mario Batali
food good spirit
When they see the Spirit of Connecticut coming, they'll know they're going to get good food coming. Thomas Armstrong
food squirrels grit
First, a gorgeous breakfast: just everything you can imagine from flapjacks and fried squirrel to hominy grits and honey in the comb...we're so impatient to get at the presents we can't eat a mouthful.
food angel cooking
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond Chandler