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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
food hard hours people time worth
People had ample time to prepare. It isn't that hard to get 72 hours worth of food and water, Jeb Bush
food good plate spaghetti
A plate of spaghetti back then was $1.50, and it was very good food, that's why it lasted, Joe Morgan
foods healthful perseverance
Preferring healthful foods is a skill, and skills take practice and perseverance to develop. Joel Fuhrman
food
The right use of food can end hunger. Jose Andres Puerta
food anger thinking
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Barbara Jordan
food drinking dry
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Brendan Behan
food good provide rescue
We are here to provide the most good to the most people. If they want to stay, we give them food and water. If they want to leave, we rescue them. Dave Williams
food years san-francisco
it still astounds me, after forty years, that there is no good bread between Chicago and San Francisco. Jane Smiley
foods matter
There are no foods which are completely forbidden. It's a matter of how much and how often. Kim Allen
intelligent prejudice praise
What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? Jane Austen
intelligent way invisible
I spent my whole life figuring out how to get out of work. I would say I was intelligent, but intelligent in a very surreptitious, invisible way. Bruce Davison
intelligent men genius
A man of genius can hardly be sociable, for what dialogues could indeed be so intelligent and entertaining as his own monologues? Arthur Schopenhauer
intelligent earth planets
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! Albert Einstein
intelligent men clothes
If all our political and intellectual elite offers by way of a national culture is "pop music, gambling, fashionable clothes or television," then we can neither mount a convincing intellectual defense against our enemies, nor hope to integrate intelligent, inquiring, and unfulfilled Muslim youths young men principally, of course to our way of life. Anthony Daniels
intelligent men voice
It is not the intelligent woman v. the ignorant woman; nor the white woman v. the black, the brown, and the red, it is not even the cause of woman v. man. Nay, tis woman's strongest vindication for speaking that the world needs to hear her voice. Anna Julia Cooper
intelligent use care
If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do. Daniel Kahneman
intelligent cheese-sandwiches views
If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotent being with the long view of history respond to those who visit the traveling exhibit of a grilled-cheese sandwich , sold on eBay, that is said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary? It certainly argues against intelligent design , or at least intelligent design in humans . Anna Quindlen
intelligent listening important
A good listener: a physical presence that is warm, alert, intelligent - more important than any words. Susan Sontag