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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
mad
Stop, while ye may; suspend your mad career! William Cowper
mad somebody
These are all make-weight arguments, because somebody is mad about something, Tom Phillips
mad sanity shall wake
I sometimes think we must all be mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats. Bram Stoker
made dear universe
I am what the universe made me to be, my dear. Brandon Sanderson
mad upset let-it-go
I still get mad. I still get upset. But I let it go more quickly. Candy Crowley
mad helping great-divorce
The sane would do no good if they made themselves mad to help madmen. C. S. Lewis
mad culinary marvelous
Chutney is marvelous. I'm mad about it. To me, it's very imperial. Diana Vreeland
mad special goats
Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them. Diana Wynne Jones
mad favorites-things my-favorite
Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things. Brandon Boyd
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do.
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
people
People shouldn't be interested in me. They should be interested in me if I'm not doing what I promise. Mark Walter
people
People should not be overwrought about the unearned balance.
people
People should make resolutions not to go for gimmicks.
people stand value
People should know what you stand for. They should also know what you won't stand for.
people
People should know what's going on under their property. It is difficult, but you have to do your homework. Bob Johnson