Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

Rob McKittrick

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Trevor Noah

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Taylor Hawkins

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Maddie Ziegler

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Seth Rogen

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

Eric Antebi

We have to be creative. If people get an e-mail with a funny gimmick, they'll be more likely to pass it on and get involved.

Danny Devito

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.

Robert Goldstein

It has a perverse effect. It says the DEC can essentially put things in the drawer, lock them away, then when we do find out about things and realize we have a right to challenge, the statute of limitations runs out.

Chauncey Billups

I want to win the game, don't get me wrong. But mostly, I am just trying to stay healthy. That's the most important thing right now; that and trying to lock up that home-court advantage.

Rick Byrd

I don't go on stage, and he doesn't come into the locker room.

Rick James

I'm finally locked into the now, and it's great.

Willie Nelson

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?

Jonathan Lewis

In the locker room, on the bus, on the plane.

Kari Swartz

If you see a deal, you need to lock it in.

Kenard Lang

I'll be shocked, and I would not want to walk into the locker room,

Bret Ellis

I locked myself in a room for a month,

Tim Smith

I?d like to get this person ID?d. I want to find out what they were doing in a parking garage.

Russell Brand

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

Richard Wing

Parking in particular is a problem for us at the south campus.

Steve Frank

Parker comforted them. He was quiet and gentle. He was what they needed.

Maribeth Smith

If you want to park on the west side of downtown, come down on the west side. If you want to park east, park east, don't rely on Meridian.

Rabih Alameddine

If you want to know whether soccer is big in America, pick a weekend, go to any park in the land, and pay attention. We're there. We've always been.

Jim Lowe

In the Wal-Mart parking lot, they had a regular city.

Bill Cowher

If Jerome is unable to go, Willie Parker will start,

Tony Marino

I just wish people would go with the flow. I mean, a parking meter is like a restaurant table: We have to turn these things over.

Mike Butters

We just have to find the net. We didn't do that tonight and Eugene skated very well.

Travis Barker

All I wanted to do was ride skateboards - I wanted to be a professional skateboarder. But I had this problem. I kept breaking half of my body skateboarding.

Ryan Sheckler

For me, skateboarding is a lifestyle. I really don't know anything different. My life revolves around skating. If I wasn't a professional skateboarder, I'd still be skating every day.

Ryan Sheckler

I live to ride, and ride to live.

Ryan Sheckler

My whole life has been the skate life. I don't really remember doing anything besides skateboarding.

Lupe Fiasco

I got into skateboarding when I was like a shorty. It was a toy thing.

Kodi Smit-McPhee

When I know I'm not doing any auditions, I go to the skate park on my scooter or my bike.

Lil Wayne

Life is a lot like skateboarding.

Joe Thornton

They skate so well. They're very quick, very skilled.