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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny money humorous
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Author unknown
funny god oh suggestion
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny... Oh my God - this is so offensive. Michael Leunig
funny life worry
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. Confucius
funny humor foxes
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. Thomas Fuller
funny fashion humor
Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves. Thomas Fuller
kings children school
In fact, the Harvard study data indicates that 70 percent of African American children attend schools that are predominately African American, about the same level as in 1968 when Dr. King died. Bobby Scott
kings conversation
Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about. Cory Doctorow
kings moments authorship
From the moment one sets up for an author, one must be treated as ceremoniously, that is as unfaithfully, "as a king's favorite or a king. Alexander Pope
kings output i-can
I can't keep up with Stephen King's output. Anne Rice
kings drs dr-martin-luther-king
I have to pinch myself sometimes. It's unbelievable, but it's not. Because I know that this would not be happening if it hadn't been for Dr. Martin Luther King. Mavis Staples
kings law people
There was a state without king or nobles; there was a church without a bishop; there was a people governed by grave magistrates which it had selected, and by equal laws which it had framed. Rufus Choate
kings heart animal
The animal's heart is the basis of its life, its chief member, the sun of its microcosm; on the heart all its activity depends, from the heart all its liveliness and strength arise. Equally is the king the basis of his kingdoms, the sun of his microcosm, the heart of the state; from him all power arises and all grace stems. William Harvey
kings writing ironic
Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror. William H. Macy
kings character imagination
Kings ought never to be seen upon the stage. In the abstract, they are very disagreeable characters: it is only while living that they are 'the best of kings'. It is their power, their splendour, it is the apprehension of the personal consequences of their favour or their hatred that dazzles the imagination and suspends the judgement of their favourites or their vassals; but death cancels the bond of allegiance and of interest; and seen AS THEY WERE, their power and their pretensions look monstrous and ridiculous. William Hazlitt
realize road tough win
We went in a little too confident. We've got to realize it's tough to win on the road in any conference. Nick Lewis
realized
I think we all realized that we had really been replicating things that had already been happening. I don't know if we were smart enough to realize that we were in a cul-de-sac, but we were curious. David Baker
realize run scope women work
I have an overactive sense of justice. I want women to realize you don't have to work for the company. You can run the company. I want the scope for them to be endless. Melissa McCarthy
start
I usually start to play well when I'm in trouble. Elena Dementieva
starting
Keep starting until you finish. Seth Godin
start top
If we start off and we're not in the top 10, we're going to be there before long, Bobby Labonte
starting
If Byron doesn't have any setbacks, he's our starting quarterback. Jack Rio
starting
Hopefully, it's a starting point. That's what we have to look for right now. We're getting better. Mark Recchi
start
That was his first start and he was sharp. Charles Davis
start state
That's the way to start a state tournament, I'll tell you. Khalil Sikander
start
Most enzymes start off with a promiscuous function. These promiscuous enzymes can do many different things. Yasuo Yoshikuni
start telling
Let me start by telling you this. I have never used steroids. Period. Rafael Palmeiro
thinking bridges age
I was trying to get into the business from a young age, but I don't think I really realized how much I loved it until I booked my first movie and found myself in New Zealand for six months filming Bridge to Terabithia. Bailee Madison
thinking challenges would-be
I think a challenge for myself is to see how many times I can get above 9,000. That would be a good challenge. Ashton Eaton
thinking issues want
A bad author can take the most moral issue and make you want to just never, ever think about that moral issue. Azar Nafisi
thinking islam needs
I think Islam is in a sense, in crisis. It needs to question and re-question itself. Azar Nafisi
thinking religion trying
Never try to discourage thinking, for you are sure to succeed. Bertrand Russell
thinking too-much next
Every stage of my life set the scene for the next, and at each point all I had to do was say "yes" and not think too much about the consequences. Jane Goodall
thinking political needs
I think we need someone in a responsible political position to have the courage to say, 'Let's terminate human spaceflight.' James Van Allen
thinking looks
You think I look like a teletubby? Ben Elton
thinking share
When someone really goes to tell you something about what they're thinking, they're going to wear that experience with them. That's what you have to share. Ben Folds