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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny money humorous
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Author unknown
funny god oh suggestion
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny... Oh my God - this is so offensive. Michael Leunig
funny life worry
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. Confucius
funny humor foxes
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. Thomas Fuller
funny fashion humor
Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.
money
The money has just been piling up and isn't being allocated.
money road
The money can then be used only for road resurfacing,
money overrated pay
Once you pay the bills, money is the most overrated thing in the world Ross Perot
money samuel
Samuel is not for sale, not even for all the money in the world.
money needed
You needed to be a meteorologist to make money in this market.
money money-doesnt-buy-happiness
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness. Burt Reynolds
money spend
Don't spend money on extravagant things like cars and big vacations. Spend it on things that are really fun. Justin Flom
money raise walk
We're going to walk and raise money for research.
money men cases
Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men. Sydney J. Harris
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn