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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
wwe impact champion
I am a champion who makes an impact. John Cena
alive looks life-is
Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble. Nikos Kazantzakis
alive celebration bottom
when i reached the bottom, i finally understood what Guthrie meant when he shouted, "LIBERO!" It was a celebration of being alive Sharon Creech
alive minutes
It can't be dead. It was alive just a minute ago.
alive recitation
Poetry comes alive to me through recitation. Natalie Merchant
alive world
When you are present, the world is truly alive. Natalie Goldberg
alive way cages
If I went in the cage, I was going to end up eaten alive. That was actually one of my top five ways not to die... Laurell K. Hamilton
alive way return
I stay cool, and dig all jive, That's the way I stay alive. My motto, as I live and learn, is Dig and be dug In return. Langston Hughes
alive divine-power doe
Painting is possessed of divine power, for not only does it make the absent present, but also makes the dead almost alive. Leon Battista Alberti
alive painting divine
Painting contains a divine force which... makes the dead seem almost alive.