Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dwayne Johnson

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Christopher Morley

The plural of spouse is spice.

Christopher Morley

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Christopher Morley

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Angelina Jolie

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.

Andrew Bogut

We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking.

Andrew Carnegie

When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.

Andrew Carnegie

He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.

Andre Maurois

Marriage is not something that can be accomplished all at once; it has to be constantly reaccomplished. A couple must never indulge in idle tranquility with the remark: "The game is won; let's relax." The game is never won. The chances of life are such that anything is possible. Remember what the dangers are for both sexes in middle age. A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

Nuno Bettencourt

A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.

Richie Sambora

A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.

Dave Barry

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.