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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
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Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
funny book dumb
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
home abstract easier
It is easier to take a position in the abstract than when it hits home. Dennis Prager
home intimate present relationships versions work
We all present versions of ourselves. The person you are at work is not the same person you are at home. The face we present in our most intimate relationships is not the face we present to the world. Val McDermid
home remain trading
We are disappointed with the home area. I think trading will remain tough. I don't see that going away. Justin King
home last success tough
We know it's going to be a tough game. They've had a lot of success in home openers over the last decade, and we know we're going to get their best.
home runs threw
Those home runs right there threw it out of reach. John King
home fame fine
Mortalhood is a fine state to visit, but you'd better not call it home. Richard Bach
home cds ties
Traditional investment vehicles such as IRAs, CDs, stocks and bonds do have their place, but for the rich, they are used more as temporary storage facilities rather than life-long homes. Robert Foster Bennett
home may ifs
If the day ever comes when they know who They are, they may know better where they are. Robert Frost
home long different
Do you ever go off with a long grocery list and come home from the store with a bunch of different stuff? And somebody in the family unsacks the groceries and wants to know why you got this and didn't get that and just where is the whatever? And you want to say, 'Well, just be glad I came back, okay?' And the unpacker says, 'Well, next time bring what's on the list.' Robert Fulghum