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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
last trace
Rather, like the anarchists of the last century, he didn't care if he was killed or not. They just wanted to be known. We found no trace of any conspiracy. John Sherman Cooper
last played team
We're a better team right now, the way we've played the last 10 games. Bobby Lutz
last looking selective signed taking year
We signed 23 last year, and this year we signed 12. This year we were very selective because we were looking at taking one at every position, basically.
lasts months
The last 29 days of the month are the toughest! Nikola Tesla
last trust
Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love. Rabindranath Tagore
last months nine saw waiting work
What I saw today, it made me feel good. It made my work for the last nine months look good. I've been waiting for it. Octavio Dotel
last taken train year
In the last year or so, this has really taken off like a freight train without brakes.
last year
In the last year and a half, (A9) hasn't skyrocketed in popularity.
last seeing
In the last two years, we're seeing more and more communities saying, 'We just don't want to use the technology.