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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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The most important role is they send golfers out at the right time so there's the appropriate spacing on the golf course. Mike Hayes
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Golf is like acting in that both require concentration and relaxation at the same time. In acting, you can't push emotion. You have to let it rise from you naturally. Same thing in golf. You have to have a plan and a focus; but then you need to just let it happen and enjoy the smooth movement of the swing. Jane Seymour
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I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half. Brian Weiss
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Professional golfer... what a life. Billy Bush
golf night play
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself. Bruce Forsyth
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. Dennis Quaid
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Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years. Brian Weiss
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I was on in two.... then again on four... Brian Weiss
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The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing Ben Hogan
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As for my oblique, everything felt fine. I felt good in (right field). I caught a few fly balls, too. I felt reasonably comfortable at the plate. I'm happy with my day and I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Trot Nixon
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You would have thought after a while they would have caught on. But we just kept running it. Corey Brewer
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I spent 2010-2012 in Stockholm, trying to figure things out. I caught up on life! At the end of 2012, the relationship I was in ended, and I took the first plane to L.A. where my Swedish label has been setting up base. I felt so much more inspired to write and record than I had ever been, and the songs just started coming. Erik Hassle
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There are more financial misstatements and fraud now. There was a time it was a rare day to get caught in a fraud case. In the last year or two lots of big capitalization, nationally known companies have been involved in financial fraud. Thomas Newkirk
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Creed would not be caught dead on this show. You've got to start showing, at this point, another side. You can't keep doing this week after week after week. Simon Cowell
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And there was a soldier with a gun that just caught him in time to kill him before he was continuing his shooting. Ehud Olmert
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And traders that were short playing recent weakness and volatility in tech were caught with their pants down. James Park
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Emotions are going to be pretty high. Everybody has a lot of high expectations for us, and we have high expectations for ourselves. Coach is keeping us focused so we don't get caught up in everything that's going on so we go out there and play a smart game. Perry Patterson
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equally important that we not permit this valuable tool to be caught up in unnecessary rhetoric. Frances Townsend