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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
voice benefits reason
The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally. Bill Hicks
voice bereavement littles
Cordelia! stay a little. Ha! What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft. William Shakespeare
voices
I feel it's very important to let individual writers' voices come through. But the character has to be consistent. Paul Lieberstein
voices
I thought of the voices as... something a little different from aliens. I thought of them more like angels... It's really my subconscious talking, it was really that... I know that now. John Nash
voices
I have no new voices - they've all been used. Hank Azaria
voice numbers echoes
Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo, The numbers of the feared. William Shakespeare
voice littles speak
I'll speak in a monstrous little voice. William Shakespeare
voices
I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent. Mike Judge
voice
He was really cool, ... We really connected. His voice just aches. Chris Isaak
numbers mind age
Age is just a number, not a state of mind or a reason for any type of particular behaviour. Cecelia Ahern
numbers wrong-number sometimes
Sometimes wrong numbers are the right numbers Cecelia Ahern
numbers long secret
The secrets of evolution are death and time-the deaths of enormous numbers of lifeforms that were imperfectly adapted to the environment; and time for a long succession of small mutations. Carl Sagan
numbers logical simplest
The simplest thought, like the concept of the number one, has an elaborate logical underpinning. Carl Sagan
numbers people effort
The number of people on whose cooperative efforts your eventual existence depends has risen to approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is several thousand times the total number of people who have ever lived. Bill Bryson
numbers buying population
China is clearly going to be the number one economic power and it is already full of potential.. with lots of population and the buying power increasing by the day. . Bernard Arnault
numbers lines foreheads
The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you've lived. Ashton Kutcher
numbers looks ifs
Look out for Number One. If you don't, no one else will. Arnold Rothstein
numbers lucky seven
Ninety-seven is my lucky number. Antonia Fraser