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Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
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England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
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English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
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The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
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The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
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One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
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Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
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Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
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it [is] possible to suppose that, if Russia is allowed to have peace, an amazing industrial development may take place, making Russia a rival of the United States. Bertrand Russell
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The American day traders have popped up in Russia for the first time.
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From each according to his faculties; to each according to his needs. Mikhail Bakunin
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I'm a product of Russian culture, but I never felt it was my country. Mikhail Baryshnikov
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I'd like to be known for my character. Soundarya
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Legal reform in Russia is a must. And I keep track of it daily. Dmitry Medvedev
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Demand for grain in the world today is a more stable trend than demand for energy. Russia is a major grain exporter and can consolidate its positions
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We have a chance to wind down and expedite the removal of 96 percent of the world's nuclear weapons. What an achievement it would be, if at the end of the next administration, we could say that the nuclear arsenals of both Russia and the United States had been reduced to the barest minimums. Dianne Feinstein
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Much that we read of Russia is imagination and desire only. Agnes Smedley
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The payment cards industry in Europe remains national and some local players are preventing competition from developing. Neelie Kroes
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That was her old system ? she didn't need a computer. We used to use thousands of those cards for ordering. She always had that dedication to the business.
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That was a leap year, and he didn't run away. We're enjoying being with each other in our retirement. We never get bored. We play cards together, do crosswords and he likes to cook.
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Valentine's Day is the second largest holiday for giving greeting cards after Christmas.
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I stood in line ... to vote, and as they were handing out the plastic cards that you insert, some lady said to me, 'Judge, you sure this isn't preprogrammed.' So people still have their doubts.
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We have a few good cards to play and we haven't been called to play any of them, so we'll see what happens.
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Those deficiencies are noted, but at the same time, there is no mention about the Medicare discount cards that were introduced last year. These cards provide discounts between 30 and 40 percent or even more for uninsured patients.
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I worked for Knight Ridder for 18 years and I know the Detroit Free Press was part of the company's pride back in the old days. Now it seems, viewed from the outside, that these papers are like cards in a deck: you shuffle them, you deal them, you fold them, and the meaning of them as an institution in the community seems to have been lost. John Carroll
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I think playing cards gave me the opportunity to relax in the game. Rickey Henderson