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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
romeo-and-juliet-love romeo-juliet romeo-and-juliet-important
I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo. William Shakespeare
romeo-and-juliet-love favour romeo-juliet
Out of her favour, where I am in love. William Shakespeare
romeo-and-juliet-love scene fairs
In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond... William Shakespeare
romeo-and-juliet-juliet shows wells
she shall scant show well that now shows best. William Shakespeare
romeo-and-juliet-love world saws
One fairer than my love? The all-seeing sun Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun. William Shakespeare
rome sloth cardinals
These cardinals trifle with me; I abhor; This dilatory sloth and tricks of Rome. William Shakespeare
rome cities paris
America is a nation with no truly national city, no Paris, no Rome, no London, no city which is at once the social center, the political capital, and the financial hub. C. Wright Mills
rome purpose genius
Genius, when employed in works whose tendency it is to demoralize and to degrade us, should be contemplated with abhorrence rather than with admiration; such a monument of its power, may indeed be stamped with immortality, but like the Coliseum at Rome, we deplore its magnificence because we detest the purposes for which it was designed. Charles Caleb Colton
rome london pavement
Commuting in a wheelchair is not easy. I live in a very old part of Rome. These cobbles everywhere... terrible! In London, it is the same. Every pavement is uneven. Bernardo Bertolucci
republican
We have a wealth of talent in the Republican Party. Jeb Bush
republican democrat humans
I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human. Chely Wright
republican i-can
I can't go out with a Republican. Madeleine Albright
republican moderates
There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore. Bill Maher
republican ashamed embarrassed
Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed! Bill Maher
republican hell break
How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose? Bill Maher
republican
There are worse things than being thought a Republican. Charley Pride
republican used democrat
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican. Adam Carolla
republican democrat
There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats. Ann Coulter