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humorous man serious sign wants
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. Mark Doren
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
hair kid needs recognise ruin sideways standing time
Most of the time it's the parents who recognise me. They try to tell their kids, 'Look, it's Giselle,' and I say, 'No, no, no, don't ruin this for them,' because I'm usually standing there with my hair sideways and no make-up on. And the kid is saying, 'That is not Giselle. No way. That is some worn-out girl who really needs a bath.' Amy Adams
hair tickling feels
Most of all she loved that when she hugged him her head would rest neatly just below his chin, where she could feel his breath lightly blowing her hair and tickling her head. Cecelia Ahern
hair doe lucky
I'm really lucky in the sense that my hair holds curl awesomely well. It looks the same at 10 P.M. as it does at 10 A.M. One of my favorite products is Oribe Dry Texturizing Spray. I can get a lot of volume with it. I'm from the South - I like big hair. Carrie Underwood
hair southern eyeliner
I'm Southern. I like big hair and eyeliner Carrie Underwood
hair eras skinny
When I grew up in the '60s, your hair had to be straight and you had to be skinny and have no boobs, and it was like not my era. Bernadette Peters
hair guy use
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos. Ashton Kutcher
hair broadway saws
The first Broadway show I saw was when I was 11. I saw 'Hair. Bebe Neuwirth
hair auburn mouths
It’s brown.” So maybe I had the teeniest, tiniest, most infinitesimal amount of auburn in my hair. I was still a brunette. “It’s the lighting,” I said. “Yeah, maybe it’s the lightbulbs.” His smile brought up both sides of his mouth, and a dimple surfaced. Becca Fitzpatrick
hair sides needs
Love the hair. Love when it’s out of control. It’s like seeing a side of you that needs to come out more often. Becca Fitzpatrick
hands purpose made
Disobedience to conscience is voluntary; bad poetry, on the other hand, is usually not made on purpose. C. S. Lewis
hands want screwtape-letters
He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand. C. S. Lewis
hands years feelings
Over the years, music put a weapon in my hand and words in my mouth it backed me up and shielded me, it shook me and scared me and showed me the way; music opened me up to living and being and feeling. Carrie Brownstein
hands feelings bleeding
I cannot choose to ignore this feeling, of life slowly bleeding out of me. I cannot ignore the fact that life only makes sense to me when I see a smile, or feel another hand in mine. Bernard Beckett
hands people fields
When people ask me what's my field? I say, on one hand, a fractalist. Perhaps the only one, the only full-time one. Benoit Mandelbrot
hands drawing asking-questions
I was asking questions which nobody else had asked before, because nobody else had actually looked at certain structures. Therefore, as I will tell, the advent of the computer, not as a computer but as a drawing machine, was for me a major event in my life. That's why I was motivated to participate in the birth of computer graphics, because for me computer graphics was a way of extending my hand, extending it and being able to draw things which my hand by itself, and the hands of nobody else before, would not have been able to represent. Benoit Mandelbrot
hands rocks arms
What you're looking at there is my arm, going into the rock... and there it is - stuck. It's been without circulation for 24 hours. It's pretty well gone. Aron Ralston
hands important helping
I know how important it is to have a helping hand. Arsene Wenger
hands unions doe
The conductor's gift does not always go hand in hand with that of composition; indeed, the union is found much more seldom than is popularly believed. Anton Seidl