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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
technology safe way
Spelling is a way to make words safe, at least for now, until another technology appears to soften attacks launched from the mouth. Ben Marcus
technology numbers population
Our new technologies, combined with our numbers, have made us, collectively, a force of nature Al Gore
technology being-a-woman changed
And so when I moved to IBM, I moved because I thought I could apply technology. I didn't actually have to do my engineer - I was an electrical engineer, but I could apply it. And that was when I changed. And when I got there, though, I have to say, at the time, I really never felt there was a constraint about being a woman. I really did not. Ginni Rometty
technology enough
Technology alone is not enough. Steve Jobs
technology america gone
Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition. George Bernard Shaw
technology should-have space
It was an excess of fantasy that killed the old United States, the whole Mickey Mouse and Marilyn thing, the most brilliant technologies devoted to trivia like instant cameras and space spectaculars that should have stayed in the pages of Science Fiction . . . some of the last Presidents of the U.S.A. seemed to have been recruited straight from Disneyland. J. G. Ballard
technology dna bypass
What the public needs to understand is that these new technologies, especially in recombinant DNA technology, allow scientists to bypass biological boundaries altogether. Jeremy Rifkin
technology hair korea
As South Korea shows, active participation in international trade does not require free trade. Indeed, had South Korea pursued free trade and not promoted infant industries, it would not have become a major trading nation. It would still be exporting raw materials (e.g., tungsten ore, fish, seaweed) or low-technology, low-price products (e.g., textiles, garments, wigs made with human hair) that used to be its main export items in the 1960s. Ha-Joon Chang
technology practice medicine
One of the biggest challenges to medicine is the incorporation of information technology in our practices. Samuel Wilson
phones focus research
About 85 percent of what you see is just because I get on the phone and [say], 'Let's go do this'. I don't do any market research or test groups or focus [groups]. I just go, 'It's my company; would I buy it, personally?' Todd McFarlane
phones people marketing
Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy. Seth Godin
phones instagram tweet
I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up. Skylar Astin
phones stuff tupperware
Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware? J. B. Smoove
phones giving dating
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head. Frank Zappa
phones waiting your-future
It's exciting to take control of your future instead of waiting for the phone to ring, Jennifer Westfeldt
phones rotary notion
I went from rotary phone to Twitter. And was appalled at the notion. Jeff Perry
phones feelings answers
I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end. Fred Couples
phones next stranger
And I certainly like being on a plane, next to a stranger, having conversations that you'd never otherwise have. You're unplugged, your phone doesn't work, you're not online. Jason Reitman