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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
technology safe way
Spelling is a way to make words safe, at least for now, until another technology appears to soften attacks launched from the mouth. Ben Marcus
technology numbers population
Our new technologies, combined with our numbers, have made us, collectively, a force of nature Al Gore
technology being-a-woman changed
And so when I moved to IBM, I moved because I thought I could apply technology. I didn't actually have to do my engineer - I was an electrical engineer, but I could apply it. And that was when I changed. And when I got there, though, I have to say, at the time, I really never felt there was a constraint about being a woman. I really did not. Ginni Rometty
technology enough
Technology alone is not enough. Steve Jobs
technology should company
You should stay closely connected to the technology when you start your company. Steve Wozniak
technology self self-knowledge
Technology has outstripped our knowledge of self. Shirley MacLaine
technology support training
Libraries function as crucial technology hubs, not merely for free Web access, but for those who need computer training and assistance. Library business centers help support entrepreneurship and retraining. Scott Turow
technology technological-change entertainment
We cannot escape that Hollywood is in the middle of a wave of technological change. The current angst over all the implications of new entertainment technology is nothing new. Michael Eisner
technology hatred threatening
The combination of hatred and technology is the greatest danger threatening mankind. Simon Wiesenthal
phones focus research
About 85 percent of what you see is just because I get on the phone and [say], 'Let's go do this'. I don't do any market research or test groups or focus [groups]. I just go, 'It's my company; would I buy it, personally?' Todd McFarlane
phones people marketing
Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy. Seth Godin
phones instagram tweet
I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up. Skylar Astin
phones tools digital
WordPress, it's a complex tool; it's like the back of a digital SLR... but that doesn't work on a phone. Matt Mullenweg
phones cells talking
The difference between talking on your cell phone while driving and speaking with a passenger is huge. The person on the other end of the cell phone is chattering away, oblivious. Marilyn vos Savant
phones doors people
There are a lot of people who worked extremely hard in the election who are still organized who know how to do door to door and phone canvassing, who know how to raise money. Patricia Ireland
phones yeah stills
I still dislike phones, yeah! Martin Scorsese
phones government cells
Imagine the uproar if the Federal government tried to make everyone wear a radio transmitter around their neck so we can keep track of their movements. But people happily carry their cell phones in their purses and pockets. Lee Child
phones let-me rings
The phone rings. “Asshole,” she mutters. She picks it up. “Will you let me explain?” “No.” She hangs up. Lisa McMann