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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. Adam Carolla
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. Adam Carolla
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Adam Carolla
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. Adam Carolla
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. Adam Carolla
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. Adam Carolla
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Adam Carolla
cutting balls done
A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his chest from shoulder to shoulder. There was no more to be done for him and I left him to his rest. I have never mended that hole in my sleeve. Clara Barton
cutting people demand
There is an explosion of information happening, yet people demand quick access to relevant content that cuts through the clutter. Anne M. Mulcahy
cutting self people
People who underestimate their capabilities also bear costs, although, as already noted, these are more likely to take self-limiting rather than aversive forms. By failing to cultivate personal potentialities and constricting their activities, such persons cut themselves off from many rewarding experiences. Should they attempt tasks having evaluative significance, they create internal obstacles to effective performance by approaching them with unnerving self-doubts Albert Bandura
cutting remember hard
how hard it must be to live only with what one knows and what one remembers, cut off from what one hopes for! Albert Camus
cutting animal giving
Mon cher ami, let's not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we'll be left in shreds. We are forced to take the same precautions as the animal trainer. If, before going into the cage, he has the misfortune to cut himself while shaving, what a feast for the wild animals!! Albert Camus
cutting worry decision
Worry retards reaction and makes clear-cut decisions impossible. Amelia Earhart
cutting asking permission
Can I cut off your head?" "Are you asking for my permission? Amanda Hocking
cutting hair interesting
What's really interesting is when you get a brand-new wave that has no connection to anything else. It always reflects society. The flappers would cut the dresses and make them looser, they smoked, their hair was short. It was a rebellion against the corset and the Edwardian era. Annie Lennox
cutting viewpoints baffled
I don't have clear-cut positions. I get baffled by things. I have viewpoints. Sometimes they change. Annie Lennox
science power wit
The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power. Francis Bacon
science branches curious
It is curious how often erroneous theories have had a beneficial effect for particular branches of science. Ernst Mayr
science two together
Two forms or species are sympatric, if they occur together, that is if their areas of distribution overlap or coincide. Two forms (or species) are allapatric, if they do not occur together, that is if they exclude each other geographically. The term allopatric is primarily useful in denoting geographic representatives. Ernst Mayr
science odds should
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1. Ernest Rutherford
science gentleman
Gentlemen, now you will see that now you see nothing. And why you see nothing you will see presently. Ernest Rutherford
science talking atomic-energy
The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine. Ernest Rutherford
science impossible physics
All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial. Ernest Rutherford
science men enemy
How could science be an enemy of religion when God commanded man to be a scientist the day He told him to rule the earth and subject it? Fulton J. Sheen
science soul perdition
Science without conscience is the soul's perdition. Francois Rabelais