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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
travel views china
Let observation with observant view, Observe mankind from China to Peru. Oliver Goldsmith
travel cities two
I can speak to my soul only when the two of us are off exploring deserts or cities or mountains or roads. Paulo Coelho
travel matter travel-bug
Travel is never a matter of money but of courage
travel journey difficult-situations
When you travel you experience, in a very practical way, the act of rebirth. You confront completely new situations, the day passes more slowly, and on most journeys you don't even understand the language the people speak....You begin to be more accessible to others, because they may be able to help you in difficult situations..
travel stress adventure
The adrenaline and stress of an adventure are better than a thousand peaceful days.
travel wordsworth mood
Everyone is a Wordsworth in certain moods, and every traveler seeks out places that every traveler has missed. Pico Iyer
travel heart eye
We travel to open our hearts and eyes and learn more about the world than our newspapers will accommodate.
travel falling-in-love taken
We travel, in essence, to become young fools again - to slow time down and get taken in, and fall in love once more.
travel home leaving
Travel is not really about leaving our homes, but leaving our habits.
horse absurdity
Any manwhose love of horses isstronger thanhis fear of being an absurdity is all right with me. Bill Vaughan
horse illustration hay
For the sake of argument and illustration I will presume that certain articles of ordinary diet, however beneficial in youth, are prejudicial in advanced life, like beans to a horse, whose common ordinary food is hay and corn. William Banting
horse athlete good-athlete
I love watching a good horse do what he's bred to do - I guess that's what I like the most about it. And I love to see good athletes do what they're bred to do. Wilford Brimley
horse government play
The invisible government [bosses] is malign. But the evil doesn't come from the fact that it plays horse with the Newtonian theory of the constitution. What is dangerous about it is that we do not see it, cannot use it, and are compelled to submit to it. Walter Lippmann
horse animal cowboy
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle. Winston Churchill
horse progress milestone
The substitution of the internal combustion engine for the horse marked a very gloomy milestone in the progress of mankind.
horse may riding
What we are seeking so frantically elsewhere may turn out to be the horse we have been riding all along. Harvey Cox
horse conquer-the-world easy
It is easy to conquer the world from the back of a horse. Genghis Khan
horse writing years
In terms of writing about horses, I fell backwards into that. I was intent on getting a Ph.D., becoming a professor, and writing on history but I got sick 14 years ago when I was 19. Getting sick derailed that plan completely Laura Hillenbrand