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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel life-is-short world
... life is short and the world is wide Simon Raven
travel scotland population
It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population. Rick Riordan
travel voyages lasts
There is one voyage, the first, the last, the only one. Thomas Wolfe
travel wall men
It is men who make a city, not walls or ships. Thucydides
horse evil equestrian
The canter is a cure for every evil. Benjamin Disraeli
horse heart doors
The Lord's mercy often rides to the door of our heart upon the black horse of affliction. Charles Spurgeon
horses potential
We have a potential of 200 horses going to a tribe, and they could get $20,000 to keep them on their land. Karen Sussman
horse design camels
A camel is a horse designed by committee. Alec Issigonis
horse doe born
Being born in a stable does not make one a horse. Duke of Wellington
horse experts riding
I grew up in a place where a lot of my friends had horses, so I grew up riding. But I'm not an expert. Anson Mount
horse school
I come from the school of That Horse is Not Dead. Tom Hanks
horse eye expression
We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedron nose-that horse-shoe mouth-that small left eye over-shadowed by a red bushy brow, while the right eye disappeared entirely under an enormous wart-of those straggling teeth with breaches here and there like the battlements of a fortress-of that horny lip, over which one of those teeth projected like the tusk of an elephant-of that forked chin-and, above all, of the expression diffused over the whole-that mixture of malice, astonishment, and melancholy. Let the reader, if he can, figure to himself this combination. Victor Hugo
horse children animal
I love living with animals. And my children love animals. I love walking around and being with the horses. But the deer? They're naughty. Stephanie Seymour