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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel adventure hiking
I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads.... Rosalia de Castro
travel adventure hiking
I see my path, but I don't know where it leads. Not knowing where I'm going is what inspires me to travel it. Rosalia de Castro
travel new-york coffee
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York. See me walking down Fifth Avenue, a walking cane here at my side. I take it everywhere I walk, I'm an Englishman in New York. I'm an alien I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York. Sting
travel inspirational-life adventure
Every exit is an entry somewhere else. Tom Stoppard
horse heart doors
The Lord's mercy often rides to the door of our heart upon the black horse of affliction. Charles Spurgeon
horses potential
We have a potential of 200 horses going to a tribe, and they could get $20,000 to keep them on their land. Karen Sussman
horse experts riding
I grew up in a place where a lot of my friends had horses, so I grew up riding. But I'm not an expert. Anson Mount
horse stars fall
FALLING STARS: Do you remember still the falling stars that like swift horses through the heavens raced and suddenly leaped across the hurdles of our wishes -- do you recall? And we did make so many! For there were countless numbers of stars: each time we looked above we were astounded by the swiftness of their daring play, while in our hearts we felt safe and secure watching these brilliant bodies disintegrate, knowing somehow we had survived their fall. Rainer Maria Rilke
horse growing-up space
My parents wanted me to grow up around horses and open spaces. Schuyler Fisk
horse silly hero
I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse, and he's one of my heroes, so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable, and they've got brains the size of golf balls. Sebastian Coe
horse elephants adoption
Despite the reams of paperwork, obstacles worthy of a horse show, and a wait that can rival an elephant's gestation, adoption feels no different on the inside. Scott Simon
horse bridges people
I've done my share of period stuff. I'm not sure why, but people say I have a period face. The bread and butter of British TV is Jane Austen adaptations and bridges and bonnets and boats and horses. Tom Hiddleston
horse men safe
A man can no more make a safe use of wealth without reason than he can of a horse without a bridle. Socrates