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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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Our entire country owes Sam a debt of gratitude for all he has done for so many, Patty Murray
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Saddam Hussein has left us a wasteland, ... This country could have been the economic powerhouse of the Middle East. Barham Salih
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Russia has done more than any other country to support the independent Ukrainian state, including for many years subsidising its economy through low energy prices.
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Right now, we're doing a lot better in the distance events because we have some of our cross country runners doing well. Our runners in the short distances need to put in a little more work to improve. It takes a lot of work to get better in track.
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Praise Allah, we must be thankful for the situation in our country because a transition of power in the government would normally be plagued with all sorts of problems, chaos, power struggle and so forth, Mahathir Mohamad
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Practically all of the successful Negroes in this country are of the uneducated type or of that of Negroes who have had no formal education at all. Carter Woodson
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President Taylor needs to step down ... so that his country can be spared further bloodshed. All the parties in Liberia must pursue a comprehensive peace agreement, George H. W. Bush
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Satire is particularly valuable in a country like ours. Dan Rather
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Public education has a duty to educate all our kids. If we don't educate all the kids that come into this nation, this country will go down quickly.
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Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
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People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
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The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? Elaine Stritch
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing. Kara Walker
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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
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Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles. Allen Klein