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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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Normality highly values its normal man. It educates children to lose themselves and to become absurd, and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed perhaps 100, 000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years. R. Laing
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Pre-K is gradually being integrated into the K-12 education system nationwide. In a state that has so many great universities like Purdue, Indiana and Notre Dame, it's a shame (Indiana) won't do more to ensure its own children are better prepared to enter those schools with high quality pre-K.
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The same kind, beaming smile that children could warm their hands at. James Barrie
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The Schwarzenegger administration should protect our children and not the special interests and get rocket fuel out of drinking water. Dylan McDermott
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The school district could not accommodate all the children who are eligible for pre-K. I think with this we can offer more services.
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The Schoenberg's have created a multi-media project for children that makes learning (about the body) more fun. Scott Simon
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I've told all my children that no matter what it takes, follow your dreams.
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I've seen some of these children who are oblivious to their personal accomplishments Linda Hamilton
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I've wanted to do this for some time, but waited for my children to grow up and leave home.
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People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do.
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People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
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People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
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People shouldn't be interested in me. They should be interested in me if I'm not doing what I promise. Mark Walter
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People should not be overwrought about the unearned balance.
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People should make resolutions not to go for gimmicks.
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People should know what you stand for. They should also know what you won't stand for.
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People should know what's going on under their property. It is difficult, but you have to do your homework. Bob Johnson