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thinking people want
I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. Bill Burr
thinking rocks names
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
thinking trying like-you
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
thinking comedian listen-to-me
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
thinking misery miserable
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
thinking people fans
I keep doing specials because I think there are a lot of people who make movies and TV who are fans of comedy - if they start to like you, they'll get a project going and call you in.
thinking comedian want
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think in the old days with the studio system the performer was a bit of an afterthought. You can be a wildcard on the internet. But if you put something on the internet once it's out there it's out there for life.
thinking guy wow
When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' Bill Hicks
thinking perfect want
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."
done social-media tweet
If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.
done life-is politician
My function in life is not to be a politician in Parliament: it is to get something done. Bernadette Devlin
done want
When something isn't done, you want to do something about it. Bernadette Peters
done constitutional-convention nations
'Tis done. We have become a nation. Benjamin Rush
done projects feels
I feel like every project I've ever done has had music involved in it somehow. Ashley Tisdale
done directors materials
I've constantly done my best to get the best material I can get with the best directors I can get to direct me. Ashton Kutcher
done deeds rewards
For a deed to be totally pure, it must be done without any thought of reward, whether worldly or divine. Bill Vaughan
done chance chances-are
If you never get criticized, chances are you aren't getting anything done. Charles R. Swindoll
done woe sun
Yet this my comfort: when your words are done, My woes end likewise with the evening sun. William Shakespeare
ought
I couldn't do that as attorney general. Why? Because they are my clients. You can't say they're not doing what they ought to be doing when you are the attorney general. Christine Gregoire
ought
It doesn't matter what kind of book you write - you ought to write it well and with some kind of style and elegance. Ruth Rendell
ought revolution revolutions-and-revolutionaries second
On the first day of a revolution he is a treasure; on the second he ought to be shot. Source Unknown
ought reason
I had wanted them so much to be like the other kids. There was no reason for them not to have the kind of things that they ought to have.
ought unless
To do what ought to be done but what would not have been done unless I did it, I thought to be my duty.
ought persons reasons records remain
Firstly, we have personnel records of persons we hired, persons we fired, reasons we fired them and so forth. These records have nothing to do with the assassination of the president and, therefore, ought to remain in the files. Louis Stokes
ought wild words
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.
ought
She was happy, she knew she was happy, and knew she ought to be happy. Jane Austen
ought
If we cannot agree, then at least we ought to move on. Ben Nelson