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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
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I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic witty humorous
I've been things and seen places. Mae West
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I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
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I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
atheist silly men
Those who say that the study of science makes a man an atheist, must be rather silly people. Max Born
atheist kings father
Ultimately, totalitarianism is the only sort of politics that can truly serve the sky-god's purpose. Any movement of a liberal nature endangers his authority and that of his delegates on earth. One God, one King, one Pope, one master in the factory, one father-leader in the family at home. Gore Vidal
atheist common-sense religion
Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. Voltaire
atheist mystery agree
I agree about Shaw - he is haunted by the mystery he flouts. He is an atheist who trembles in the haunted corridor. William Butler Yeats
atheist numbers europe
The actual number of atheists is quite small outside of Europe and Manhattan. Rick Warren
atheist worry acting
Worry is really just a form of atheism. Every time you worry, you're acting like an atheist. You're saying, "It all depends on me." That's just not in the Bible.
atheist doe world
I cannot see why we should expect an infinite God to do better in another world than he does in this. Robert Green Ingersoll
atheist baptism religion
With soap, baptism is a good thing.
atheist eagles wings
A believer is a bird in a cage, a freethinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing.