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funny sarcastic heaven
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
funny gun want
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood
funny reading satisfaction
Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
funny humor men
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. Clarence Darrow
funny work men
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic communication
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means. Clarence Darrow
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
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For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow David Frost
money economics
Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95. Patrick Dempsey
money men poor
It is the poor man who'll ever count his flock. Ovid
money records imagine
To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of various business things; we tend to be pretty paranoid by now, as you can imagine. There's a lot of money involved. Paul McCartney
money business generosity
Is it not odd that the only generous person I ever knew, who had money to be generous with, should be a stockbroker. Percy Bysshe Shelley
money heart men
All things are sold: the very light of heaven is venal; earth's unsparing gifts of love, the smallest and most despicable things that lurk in the abysses of the deep, all objects of our life, even life itself, and the poor pittance which the laws allow of liberty, the fellowship of man, those duties which his heart of human love should urge him to perform instinctively, are bought and sold as in a public mart of not disguising selfishness, that sets on each its price, the stamp-mark of her reign. Percy Bysshe Shelley
money people insightful
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you. Katharine Whitehorn
money youth young
Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money. Katharine Whitehorn
money children way
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. Katharine Whitehorn
money sex choices
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal. Katharine Hepburn