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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
mind today tomorrow
Where I am today, is where my mind and will put me, where I am tomorrow is where my mind will put me. Billy Blanks
mind limits
In the network's mind there are no limits. Dr. John
mind suffering circumstances
External circumstances can contribute to one's happiness and well-being, but ultimately happiness and suffering depend on the mind. Dalai Lama
mind unrest calm
A mind that is characterized by unrest will not be tranquil even in the presence of great calm.
mind ifs powerless
If your mind is scattered, it is quite powerless.
mind emotion buddha-nature
As human beings we have the same experience of destructive and constructive emotions. We also have a human mind capable of developing wisdom. We all have the same Buddha nature.
mind taming way
Happiness comes through taming the mind; without taming the mind there is no way to be happy
mind quality progress
Unlike physical progress, which is subject to natural restrictions, the qualities of the mind can be developed limitlessly.
mind age
I don't mind being it [age 60], I just don't like saying it. Dolly Parton