Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
funny-love love-you dark
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
funny witty real
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
funny running dad
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
funny humor suicidal
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
drinking viagra juice
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
airports ships lucky
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
jealousy wife calendars
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
funny running witty
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
funny humor wife
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
funny daughter humor
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles