Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
funny-love love-you dark
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
drinking viagra juice
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
airports ships lucky
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
jealousy wife calendars
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
funny daughter humor
My daughters been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
funny couple humor
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.
funny humor house
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
funny sex humor
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
funny mom dog
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
funny sex humor
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.