Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
funny father humor
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
funny crazy humor
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
funny humor freak
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
funny halloween rip
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
funny humor boys
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
funny humor night
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
funny humor lovers
I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
funny humor wife
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
funny girl morning
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
complaining no-respect i-can
I can't get no respect.
beauty beautiful eye
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
camouflage comedy
Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
funny kids boys
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
cheating thinking wife
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.