Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.