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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic witty humorous
I've been things and seen places. Mae West
sarcastic witty humorous
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
sarcastic witty real
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
sarcastic witty humorous
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
sarcastic finest streets
The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
two exciting show-business
That's what I loved about show business, no two days were alike. It's an exciting life. Barbara Mandrell
two issues empathy
There are two side to every issue. Ayn Rand
two-sides want rope
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on the other side and those who are on the other side. Janet Jackson
two wrong-time interceptions
The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time. Barry Switzer
two feet west
Slowly, very slowly, like two unhurried compass needles, the feet turned towards the right; north, north-east, east, south-east, south, south-south-west; then paused, and after a few seconds, turned as unhurriedly back towards the left. South-south-west, south, south-east, east... Aldous Huxley
two four should
Ah! why, ye Gods, should two and two make four? Alexander Pope
two challenges majority
The two major challenges for the 21st century are to improve the economic situation of the majority and save as much of the planet as we can. E. O. Wilson
two personality tests
Letters have to pass two tests before they can be classed as good: they must express the personality both of the writer and of the recipient. E. M. Forster
two style hardship
Hardship is vanishing, but so is style, and the two are more closely connected than the present generation supposes.