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funny sweet ice
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny humor spices
The plural of spouse is spice. Christopher Morley
funny crazy silly
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley
funny life witty
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. Christopher Morley
funny fashion women
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher Morley
funny thinking looks
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie
funny team nba
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. Andrew Bogut
funny famous-inspirational fate
When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade. Andrew Carnegie
funny wisdom intelligence
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie
home abstract easier
It is easier to take a position in the abstract than when it hits home. Dennis Prager
home long captivity
After being in captivity for so long, I can't begin to describe how wonderful it feels to be home in Canada. Amanda Lindhout
home years two
For the first four years of my studying in the U.S., I couldn't go home for two reasons. One is I was afraid that if I left my student visa may not hold and I wouldn't be able to come back to continue. Second, there was this big outrage in China that I didn't know how to face the public. Amanda Schull
home usa firsts
When I first came USA, I didn't feel this was my home. This was where I was studying, and then my home was now rejecting me. Amanda Schull
home flying recipes
A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying. Alton Brown
home winning atlanta
For the entire state of Georgia, having the premiere of Gone With the Wind on home ground was like winning the Battle of Atlanta 75 years late. Anne Edwards
home past wind
as a bird swoops down on it's prey, and assumes this land bound wretch into heaven, so did romeo steal her lips before they fled him again. suspended somewhere between cherubs and devils, his quarry ceased to buck, and he spread his wings wide and let the rising wind carry them off across the sky, until even the predator himself had lost every hope of returning home. within that one embrace, [he] became aware of a feeling of certainty he had not thought possible for anyone - even the virtuous. with her in his arms, all other women, past, present, and future, simply ceased to exist. Anne Fortier
home thinking ideas
I think that people had this idea that I sat at home and sucked on lollipops and ate cotton candy while I watched cartoons - wearing a tiara. Anne Hathaway
home animal hands
... Where did you go?” “Down below.” “Ugh,” she said. “I’ve heard they’re little better than animals.” Funny. I thought the same thing about most Topsiders I encountered. Tegan touched my hand in silent sympathy, and I set my jaw. ... I stepped forward and pasted on a false smile. We were in her home, after all. The least I could do was be polite. “I’m Deuce, animal from the underground. Ann Aguirre