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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
may barbecue comes-and-goes
Friends may come and go, but barbecues accumulate. Thomas Jones
may gypsy tomorrow
It doesn't occur to me at this moment to say more; another time, perhaps tomorrow, I may have more to say, but always the same thing and about the same, for only gypsies, robber gangs and swindlers follow the adage that where a person has once been he is never to go again. Soren Kierkegaard
may sun
Death may whiten in sun or out of it. Sylvia Plath
may
I may contradict myself, but at least I don't contradict myself. Stephen Hawking
may way ruins
So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way... Steven Morrissey
may individual humane
In societies no less than individuals, acknowledging our limitations may ultimately be more humane than denying them. Steven Pinker
may brilliant reputation
M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say.
may matter advent
No matter how difficult your situation may be you have to follow the Lord of the Second Advent completely. Sun Myung Moon
may lions ass
A lion may die of an ass's kick. Robert Browning