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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
rocks roll seas
Nothing is wasted, nothing is in vain: / The seas roll over but the rocks remain. P. Herbert
rocks throwing
No throwing rocks at other boats. I think that's the only one.
rock roll
Not all rock 'n' roll is like that, Pete Rose
rocks rock-and-roll rock-n-roll
Rock and roll is here to stay. Neil Young
rocks want rock-n-roll
The cutthroat avenues of rock 'n' roll, I am fed up with. I don't want anything to do with it.
rocks sweaters parent
Remember when you used to watch TV in the Sixties and you'd see Perry Como in a cashmere sweater? That's what rock 'n' roll is becoming. It's your parents' music.
rocks special rock-n-roll
Rock n' roll is very special to me. It's my lifeblood. Joey Ramone
rocks two once-upon-a-time
It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do with the subtitles flowing beneath you. We are so careful not to touch, although once upon a time, I slept plastered to him in our bed, like lichen on a rock. We are two strangers who knows every shameful secret, every hidden freckle, every fatal flaw in each other. Jodi Picoult
rocks four rock-n-roll
You're not a rock 'n' roll person four hours a day or even when you're on stage. It's become the rhythm of your whole life. Patti Smith