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funny guy
Rob McKittrick He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.
funny stage
Trevor Noah Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.
funny life
Taylor Hawkins Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
funny time
Shaquille O'Neal Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.
funny imitate
Maddie Ziegler I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.
funny good implies level shape vanity wants
Seth Rogen I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
funny stuff thinking
E. O. Wilson We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.
funny
Kathy Najimy What is challenging is to be organically funny without being disrespectful
witty opposites long
Umberto Eco A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.
witty sex good-things
Truman Capote The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
witty silence ornaments
Virginia Woolf The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.
witty humorous heart
Woody Allen Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
witty humorous thinking
Woody Allen What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.
witty humorous ideas
Woody Allen I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
witty humorous heart
Woody Allen I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
witty food oysters
Woody Allen I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
witty humorous greatness
Woody Allen The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
philosophical fundamentalist-religion mind
Richard Dawkins As a scientist, I am hostile to fundamentalist religion because it actively debauches the scientific enterprise. It teaches us not to change our minds, and not to want to know exciting things that are available to be known. It subverts science and saps the intellect.
philosophical essence genius
William James The essence of genius is to know what to overlook.
philosophical quality ethics
William James An act has no ethical quality whatever unless it be chosen out of several all equally possible.
philosophical eye lovers
Virgil Who can blind lover's eyes?
philosophical
Virgil We can't all do everything.
philosophical arms fury
Virgil Fury itself supplies arms.
philosophical youth proposal
Virgil Let not our proposal be disregarded on the score of our youth.
philosophical medicine disease
Virgil The medicine increases the disease.
philosophical heart gold
Virgil O accursed hunger of gold, to what dost thou not compel human hearts!